Knitters vs. Crocheters: A Mockumentary

I will admit to being a knitting snob. I really can’t stand crochet for two reasons: the texture and the fact that I only succeed in cutting off circulation to my fingers when I attempt it.

Actually, there’s a third more odious reason: the fact that people post CONSTANTLY on my personal Facebook picture after picture of a yarn-based item and tell me, “You MUST knit this!” Well, I’d love to knit it … as soon as someone actually produces a KNITTED pattern for it.

No. NOT KNITTING.

Anyway, I know that this is actually an old video, but I thought it did a perfect job poking fun at the knitting snobbery that sometimes exists toward crocheters. I am not promoting crochet hatred by any means, but hey. We like what we like for the reasons that we like (and don’t like!) it.

The video is pretty long but I hope you get as much of a kick out of it as I did. I’ll just be over here with my two (or three, or four) sticks…